Liquor Dealer

Check this out!

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

I stole this from Humor Is

http://humor.is/?action=Humo

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# 15 is my Fav...

ARGUMENT FROM UNINTELLIGENCE
(1) Okay, I don't pretend to be as intelligent as you guys -- you're obviously very well read. But I read the Bible, and nothing you say can convince me that God does not exist. I feel him in my heart, and you can feel him too, if you'll just ask him into your life. "For God so loved the world that he sent his only begotten son into the world, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish from the earth." John 3:16.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

~Crack

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2wolves

Hey, anyone who needs invisible almighty non-accountable sky critters to be happy...... go for it. Just leave me alone.

2Wolves

MacGnG

cool, funny too

Force 10

Thanks for sharing!!! Those made me smile.

Stiltzkin

Yeah... seen this list before already in Tilted Humor. Seems an entirely different set of people exist in each board, ey? Wonder what's going on over in Tilted Cooking Land?

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TalonArkrys

Entertaining, well written and well thought out. Thanks very much for the link, Liquor Dealer.

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Tophat665

I have been wrong all these years.

God exists. Who'd'a thunk it? That's the really convincing one.

This one:
Should be ARGUMENT BY FALSE SYLLOGISM. I use a similar thing to prove all republicans are whatever I need them to be at any given time.

Actually, God is such a nebulous and personal concept that whether or not God exists depends wholly on your definition of God. I like to define God as the set of all sets including itself. That's a mathematical concept with no objective reality, but, on some level, it certainly exists.

I don't know if they got to the Rumsfeld definition: God is what you don't know you don't know. Since there will always be things you are entirely ignorant of, God exists.

LD, That was fun! Thanks.

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Stiltzkin

I *really* cannot, for the life of me, figure out why anyone in God's green earth anyone would be so wild about Eric Clapton OR Stevie Ray Vaughn... or all of those other "gods" of guitar, like Santana. You want to see someone who takes the guitar *extremely* seriously? Listen to Yngwie J. Malmsteen, or of you're not into listening to shitty 80's lyrics, look up Andres Segovia. <i>True</i> masters of the art. I'm done.

EDIT: Okay, I must confess that all of these guys are really great at the guitar. I enjoy music from all of them, but seriously... some guitarists stand out far above others in my opinion. And if you think that I just like Yngwie's stuff because he's fast, you're wrong. Look up Rusty Cooley. He is easily faster and more accurate than Malmsteen, yet his music blows ass. I really give Rusty Cooley props for having such amazing skill <i>playing</i> the guitar, but the stuff he <i>composes</i> sucks. Another "shredder"-- who compares himself to Malmsteen-- that sucks is Joe Stump. The guy is really arrogant and has nothing to back it up with. All right, sorry. Now I'm done.

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hklong741

Belief does not prove existence.
Any visit to the patients of a mental institution supports that.

omega2K4

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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