You gotta love the Darwins. One of my favorites was of a couple in New Jersey. Driving on the turnpike at 3:00am. Drunk. Decided to light the dynamite the had in the backseat and throw it out on the turnpike. He holds it while she lights it and then he throws it out his closed window. It bounces back into the seat and in the commotion gets knocked to the floor and rolls under the seat before exploding.
I always wondered what was worse than trying to spit tobacco out of the car and forgetting the window was up then I read about this one. Tobacco spit on the window seems so insignificant for some reason. 
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Been There, Couldn't do that, No Money, Maybe next time.
I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit.
It made a nice grease rag!
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