Ear stretching looks boring. Do it to your cheek, and spurt water - that would be funny. Or on your stomach, but instead of a hole, use plexiglass. That would be cool, and you could rent yourself out to biology classes. Get in a bureau with all of those cows. Or start your own.
Or you could do it on your eyelids, and be able to see stuff in your sleep, so nobody could sneak up on you. Or what about in the middle of your hand? That would look so cool.
You guys need to get ahead of the style - ears are so passé. Really.
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