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Old 12-23-2003, 02:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
uncle phil
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Chug-A-Lug
Roger Miller

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!

Grape wine in a mason jar
Home made and brought to school
By a friend of mine, after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that
We'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so help thyself
First time for everything, mmmm!
My ears still ring!

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!

Four-H and FFA
On a field trip to the park
Me'n a friend sneak off behind
This big ole' barn where we uncovered
A covered-up moonshine still
An' we had thought we'd drank our fill
An' I swallered it with a smile
(Bugl-bugl-bugl-bugl)
I run ten miles

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!

Juke box and sawdust floor
Somp'n like I ain't never seen
Heck! I'm jus' goin' on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle
I git snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I sat down'n have a big ole' sip
(Bub-bub-bub-bub)
I done a double back-flip!

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
(Dab, doo, dab, eech!)
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