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Sion · 12-14-2003, 05:24 PM

Have a Drink on Me - AC/DC

One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer - George Thorogood

name some more

herostar · 12-14-2003, 05:41 PM

B, double E, double R, U, N, beer run! (don't know who it's by...)

Batman976 · 12-14-2003, 09:42 PM

In heaven there is no beer,
That's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here,
Our friends will be drinking all the beer!

Jadey · 12-14-2003, 10:01 PM

Tracy Byrd - Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo
Floggin Molly - Irish Drinking Song
Reel Big Fish - Beer
The Pogues - Boat Train

bundy · 12-14-2003, 10:12 PM

/me starts to sing... in this instance to Sion...

here´s to Sion,
he´s true blue,
he´s a pisspot through and through,
he´s a bastard so they say,
tried to go to heaven,
but he went the other way

(chanting - while lucky Sion skulls beer)

DOWN
DOWN
DOWN (repeat for a little while)

ALL THE WAY
ALL THE WAY
ALL THE WAY (repeat until Sion´s beer is finished)

WRONG HAND
WRONG HAND
WRONG HAND (repeat until Sion gets a new beer)

(repeat entire process till Sion vomits or passes out...)

Sion · 12-14-2003, 10:36 PM

I rarely vomit and never pass out.

now, someone pass me another beer, quick, before my blood alcohol level drops below 50%.

Latch · 12-15-2003, 12:05 AM

Bundy, that's a great chant.

Another one:

"Here's to brother Sion, brother Sion, brother Sion.
Here's to brother Sion who's with us today.
He's happy, he's jolly;
He'll skull this by golly!
Here's to brother Sion who's with us today.
So skull motherfucker skull motherfucker skull motherfucker skull!"

Repeat the last line till they're finished.

Wombat · 12-15-2003, 03:33 AM

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeeeer.

I try not to sing when I'm drunk. I probably sound bad enough under normal circumstances.

Tophat665 · 12-15-2003, 04:32 PM

I am assuming songs about drinking, rather than songs to sing while drinking.

Whiskey in the Jar
Red Red Wine - UB40
Red Red Wine - The Replacements
Liquor, Beer, & Wine - Horton Heat
Sue Jack Daniels - Horton Heat
Martini Time - Horton Heat
Cold Gin - KISS
Moonshine Martinis - Southern Culture on the Skids
Meet Me Under the Table - Uncle Bonsai
The Piano has Been Drinking - Tom Waits
Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet
Gin & juice - Snoop Dogg (or the Gourds, my favorite version)
I Drink Alone - Gerorge Thorogood
Are ya' Drinkin' Wif me Jeezus? - covered by Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon
You're Pretty when I'm Drunk - Bloodhound Gang
Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys.

Nuff for now.

Cycler · 12-15-2003, 06:28 PM

Lupe, Fireman Song, Alternate College Fight Songs, Doh a Beer a real good beer-Ray the guy who buys me beer-Me the guy Ray buys beer for (It goes on). That is all I can think of right now maybe I need to get in the proper mind set and get drunk.. Hmmm.

Stiltzkin · 12-15-2003, 07:43 PM

We are, we are, we are the engineers (ratta ta ta ta ta ta)
We can (we can) we can we can demolish forty beers (ta ta!)
Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum all day so come along with us...
For we don't give a damn for any old man who don't give a damn for us.

Godiva was a lady who the coventry did ride,
To show to all the villagers her finer pure white hide.
The most observant man of all--an engineer of course,
Was the only man who noticed that Godiva rode a horse.

Apparently only one in a zillion people not from MIT (I'm not from MIT) have heard of this song

Anyone else heard it?

chiefslappajo · 12-15-2003, 08:53 PM

A few country drinkin songs-
Two Pina Coladas- Garth Brooks
I think I'll just Stay Here and Drink- Merle Haggard
Must've Been Drunk- George Jones & Merle Haggard
Naked Women and Beer- Hank Williams, Jr
Cold Budweiser and a Sweet Tater- Joe Diffie
Straight Tequila Night- John Anderson
Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer- (best by Dallas Moore)
I Like Beer- Tom T. Hall

BTW Garth Brooks and George Jones did Beer Run

kellererd · 12-16-2003, 02:02 AM

'You Never Even Called me by my Name' .. David Allan Coe.

Tophat665 · 12-19-2003, 03:41 PM

Wine Wine Wine (do yer stuff) - Commander Cody & his Lost Planet Airmen
Whiskey Bent & Hell Bound - Hank Williams

doomdoom · 12-20-2003, 11:53 AM

Against Me! - Pints Of Guiness Make You Strong

and pretty much everything else by them is prone to sing a longs

uncle phil · 12-20-2003, 01:55 PM

Friends In Low Places
Garth Brooks

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

[3rd Verse:]
I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass

uncle phil · 12-21-2003, 12:26 PM

When The Moon Shines Over The Mountain
Kate Smith

When the moon shines over the mountain
Every beam brings a dream, dear, of you
Once again we'll stroll 'neath the mountain
Through that rose-covered valley we knew

Each day is grey and dreary
But the night is bright and cheery
When the moon shines over the mountain
I'll be alone with my memories of you

PayUp · 12-21-2003, 01:03 PM

....and why dont we get drunk and screw!-Jimmy Buffet

uncle phil · 12-22-2003, 02:40 PM

Whiskey River
Willie Nelson

Whiskey River, take my mind
Don't let a memory talk to me
Whiskey River, don't run dry
You're all I got, take care of me
I'm drowning in a Whiskey River
Bathing my memory's mind in the wetness of its soul
Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind
To warm an empty heart you left so cold
(Instrumental interlude)
Repeat both verses

silent_jay · 12-22-2003, 07:27 PM

Kurt Weill- Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar)

Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar
oh don't ask why oh don't ask why
for if we don't find the next whiskey bar
tell ya we must die tell ya we must die

uncle phil · 12-23-2003, 02:07 PM

Chug-A-Lug
Roger Miller

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!

Grape wine in a mason jar
Home made and brought to school
By a friend of mine, after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that
We'll drink up what's left
Chug-a-lug, so help thyself
First time for everything, mmmm!
My ears still ring!

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!

Four-H and FFA
On a field trip to the park
Me'n a friend sneak off behind
This big ole' barn where we uncovered
A covered-up moonshine still
An' we had thought we'd drank our fill
An' I swallered it with a smile
(Bugl-bugl-bugl-bugl)
I run ten miles

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!

Juke box and sawdust floor
Somp'n like I ain't never seen
Heck! I'm jus' goin' on fifteen
But with the help of my finaglin' uncle
I git snuck in
For my first taste of sin
I sat down'n have a big ole' sip
(Bub-bub-bub-bub)
I done a double back-flip!

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!"
Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know?
Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug!
(Dab, doo, dab, eech!)

Kaos · 12-23-2003, 03:39 PM

Night Train - Guns 'N Roses

and pretty much any Irish song :P

uncle phil · 12-24-2003, 01:44 PM

Beer Song
NoFX

If I want some beer I don’t want to hear about how I missed the show
Because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it won’t take very long
For me to put down this torpedo to the ground because drinking beer is too
Slow beer bong is the way to go to go to go don’t drink too slow!

duckduck · 12-25-2003, 10:42 PM

Anything with bagpipes and a fiddle.

uncle phil · 12-26-2003, 01:12 PM

Three Jolly Coachmen
The Kingston Trio

One, two, and three jolly coachmen sat at an English tavern. Three jolly coachmen sat at an English tavern,
And they decided, and they decided, and they decided to have another flagon.

Landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it doth run over. (Repeat)
For tonight we merr-I be, (Repeat twice)
Tomorrow we'll be sober. (What!)

Here's to the man who drinks dark ale and goes to bed quite mellow! (Repeat)
He lives as he ought to live (Repeat twice)
He'll die a jolly good fellow! (Ha! Ha! Ha!)

Here's to the man who drinks water pure and goes to bed quite sober. (Repeat)
He falls as the leaves do fall, (Repeat twice)
He'll die before October! (Ho! Ho! Ho!)

Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother. (Repeat)
She's a foolish, foolish thing. (Repeat twice)
For she'll not get another. (Pity!)

Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to steal another. (Repeat)\
She's a boon to all man kind. (Repeat twice)
For soon she'll be a mother!

12-14-2003, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	"drinking" songs Have a Drink on Me - AC/DC One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer - George Thorogood name some more __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

12-14-2003, 05:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	B, double E, double R, U, N, beer run! (don't know who it's by...) __________________ Got time to chill?

12-14-2003, 09:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	In heaven there is no beer, That's why we drink it here. And when we're gone from here, Our friends will be drinking all the beer! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

12-14-2003, 10:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	/me starts to sing... in this instance to Sion... here´s to Sion, he´s true blue, he´s a pisspot through and through, he´s a bastard so they say, tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way (chanting - while lucky Sion skulls beer) DOWN DOWN DOWN (repeat for a little while) ALL THE WAY ALL THE WAY ALL THE WAY (repeat until Sion´s beer is finished) WRONG HAND WRONG HAND WRONG HAND (repeat until Sion gets a new beer) (repeat entire process till Sion vomits or passes out...) __________________ Ohayo!!!

12-14-2003, 10:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I rarely vomit and never pass out. now, someone pass me another beer, quick, before my blood alcohol level drops below 50%. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

12-14-2003, 10:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jadey This Space For Rent Location: Davenport, Iowa	Tracy Byrd - Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo Floggin Molly - Irish Drinking Song Reel Big Fish - Beer The Pogues - Boat Train

12-15-2003, 12:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Bundy, that's a great chant. Another one: "Here's to brother Sion, brother Sion, brother Sion. Here's to brother Sion who's with us today. He's happy, he's jolly; He'll skull this by golly! Here's to brother Sion who's with us today. So skull motherfucker skull motherfucker skull motherfucker skull!" Repeat the last line till they're finished.

12-15-2003, 03:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
Wombat Crazy	99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeeeer. I try not to sing when I'm drunk. I probably sound bad enough under normal circumstances.

12-15-2003, 04:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I am assuming songs about drinking, rather than songs to sing while drinking. Whiskey in the Jar Red Red Wine - UB40 Red Red Wine - The Replacements Liquor, Beer, & Wine - Horton Heat Sue Jack Daniels - Horton Heat Martini Time - Horton Heat Cold Gin - KISS Moonshine Martinis - Southern Culture on the Skids Meet Me Under the Table - Uncle Bonsai The Piano has Been Drinking - Tom Waits Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffet Gin & juice - Snoop Dogg (or the Gourds, my favorite version) I Drink Alone - Gerorge Thorogood Are ya' Drinkin' Wif me Jeezus? - covered by Jello Biafra and Mojo Nixon You're Pretty when I'm Drunk - Bloodhound Gang Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys. Nuff for now. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-15-2003, 06:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cycler Float on.... Alright Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma	Lupe, Fireman Song, Alternate College Fight Songs, Doh a Beer a real good beer-Ray the guy who buys me beer-Me the guy Ray buys beer for (It goes on). That is all I can think of right now maybe I need to get in the proper mind set and get drunk.. Hmmm. __________________ "I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."

12-15-2003, 07:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	We are, we are, we are the engineers (ratta ta ta ta ta ta) We can (we can) we can we can demolish forty beers (ta ta!) Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum all day so come along with us... For we don't give a damn for any old man who don't give a damn for us. Godiva was a lady who the coventry did ride, To show to all the villagers her finer pure white hide. The most observant man of all--an engineer of course, Was the only man who noticed that Godiva rode a horse. Apparently only one in a zillion people not from MIT (I'm not from MIT) have heard of this song Anyone else heard it? __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

12-15-2003, 08:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
chiefslappajo Insane Location: bluegrass	A few country drinkin songs- Two Pina Coladas- Garth Brooks I think I'll just Stay Here and Drink- Merle Haggard Must've Been Drunk- George Jones & Merle Haggard Naked Women and Beer- Hank Williams, Jr Cold Budweiser and a Sweet Tater- Joe Diffie Straight Tequila Night- John Anderson Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer- (best by Dallas Moore) I Like Beer- Tom T. Hall BTW Garth Brooks and George Jones did Beer Run __________________ Longstanding Member Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere. Last edited by chiefslappajo; 12-15-2003 at 08:57 PM..

12-16-2003, 02:02 AM	#13 (permalink)
kellererd Crazy Location: Austin	'You Never Even Called me by my Name' .. David Allan Coe.

12-19-2003, 03:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Wine Wine Wine (do yer stuff) - Commander Cody & his Lost Planet Airmen Whiskey Bent & Hell Bound - Hank Williams __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-20-2003, 11:53 AM	#15 (permalink)
doomdoom Tilted Location: Upstate, NY	Against Me! - Pints Of Guiness Make You Strong and pretty much everything else by them is prone to sing a longs

12-25-2003, 10:42 PM	#24 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Anything with bagpipes and a fiddle. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

12-20-2003, 01:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Friends In Low Places Garth Brooks Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one You thought you'd see there And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes When I took his glass of champagne And I toasted you Said, honey, we may be through But you'll never hear me complain 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places Well, I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then, I've been there before Everything's all right I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door Hey, I didn't mean To cause a big scene Just give me an hour and then Well, I'll be as high As that ivory tower That you're livin' in 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places [3rd Verse:] I guess I was wrong I just don't belong But then, I've been there before And everything is alright I'll just say goodnight And I'll show myself to the door I didn't mean to cause a big scene Just wait 'til I finish this glass Then sweet little lady I'll head back to the bar And you can kiss my ass __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-21-2003, 12:26 PM	#17 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	When The Moon Shines Over The Mountain Kate Smith When the moon shines over the mountain Every beam brings a dream, dear, of you Once again we'll stroll 'neath the mountain Through that rose-covered valley we knew Each day is grey and dreary But the night is bright and cheery When the moon shines over the mountain I'll be alone with my memories of you __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-21-2003, 01:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	....and why dont we get drunk and screw!-Jimmy Buffet __________________ Born to Lose.

12-22-2003, 02:40 PM	#19 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Whiskey River Willie Nelson Whiskey River, take my mind Don't let a memory talk to me Whiskey River, don't run dry You're all I got, take care of me I'm drowning in a Whiskey River Bathing my memory's mind in the wetness of its soul Feeling the amber current flowing from my mind To warm an empty heart you left so cold (Instrumental interlude) Repeat both verses __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-22-2003, 07:27 PM	#20 (permalink)
silent_jay Her Jay Location: Ontario for now....	Kurt Weill- Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) Well show me the way to the next whiskey bar oh don't ask why oh don't ask why for if we don't find the next whiskey bar tell ya we must die tell ya we must die __________________ Absence makes the heart grow fonder

12-23-2003, 02:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Chug-A-Lug Roger Miller Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!" Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know? Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! Grape wine in a mason jar Home made and brought to school By a friend of mine, after class Me and him and this other fool decide that We'll drink up what's left Chug-a-lug, so help thyself First time for everything, mmmm! My ears still ring! Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!" Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know? Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! Four-H and FFA On a field trip to the park Me'n a friend sneak off behind This big ole' barn where we uncovered A covered-up moonshine still An' we had thought we'd drank our fill An' I swallered it with a smile (Bugl-bugl-bugl-bugl) I run ten miles Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!" Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know? Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! Juke box and sawdust floor Somp'n like I ain't never seen Heck! I'm jus' goin' on fifteen But with the help of my finaglin' uncle I git snuck in For my first taste of sin I sat down'n have a big ole' sip (Bub-bub-bub-bub) I done a double back-flip! Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! Make ya' wanna holler "Howdy Ho!" Burns yer tummy, don't ya' know? Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug! (Dab, doo, dab, eech!) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-23-2003, 03:39 PM	#22 (permalink)
Kaos Ssssssssss Location: Ontario	Night Train - Guns 'N Roses and pretty much any Irish song :P

12-24-2003, 01:44 PM	#23 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Beer Song NoFX If I want some beer I don’t want to hear about how I missed the show Because I drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it won’t take very long For me to put down this torpedo to the ground because drinking beer is too Slow beer bong is the way to go to go to go don’t drink too slow! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-26-2003, 01:12 PM	#25 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Three Jolly Coachmen The Kingston Trio One, two, and three jolly coachmen sat at an English tavern. Three jolly coachmen sat at an English tavern, And they decided, and they decided, and they decided to have another flagon. Landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it doth run over. (Repeat) For tonight we merr-I be, (Repeat twice) Tomorrow we'll be sober. (What!) Here's to the man who drinks dark ale and goes to bed quite mellow! (Repeat) He lives as he ought to live (Repeat twice) He'll die a jolly good fellow! (Ha! Ha! Ha!) Here's to the man who drinks water pure and goes to bed quite sober. (Repeat) He falls as the leaves do fall, (Repeat twice) He'll die before October! (Ho! Ho! Ho!) Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and runs to tell her mother. (Repeat) She's a foolish, foolish thing. (Repeat twice) For she'll not get another. (Pity!) Here's to the maid who steals a kiss and stays to steal another. (Repeat)\ She's a boon to all man kind. (Repeat twice) For soon she'll be a mother! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.