| along the lines of <b>gonadman</b>'s
 <b>Saddam</b>:  You mean the Titty Board was really take down?
 
 <b>US Soldier</b>:  Yes
 
 <b>Saddam</b>:  Really?
 
 <b>US Soldier</b>: Yes, really.
 
 <b>Saddam</b>:  Are you just pulling my leg?
 
 <b>US Soldier</b>: No, swear on Sophie's tits, they really took it down.
 
 <b>Saddam</b>: But why?
 
 <b>US Soldier</b>: Something about moving the servers and bandwidth.
 
 <b>Saddam</b>:  You're lying.
 [Saddam turns to other US soldiers]
 
 <b>Saddam</b>:  He's lying right.  You guys are just trying to pull a fast one over on me.
 
 <b>US Soldier</b>: No really man, I would not lie about something like this.  They really took it down.
 
 <b>Saddam</b>: I guess I have nothing to fight for then.  OK, I give up.  Do you think you can send any of this $750,000.00 US their way to get the board back up.
 
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