along the lines of <b>gonadman</b>'s
<b>Saddam</b>: You mean the Titty Board was really take down?
<b>US Soldier</b>: Yes
<b>Saddam</b>: Really?
<b>US Soldier</b>: Yes, really.
<b>Saddam</b>: Are you just pulling my leg?
<b>US Soldier</b>: No, swear on Sophie's tits, they really took it down.
<b>Saddam</b>: But why?
<b>US Soldier</b>: Something about moving the servers and bandwidth.
<b>Saddam</b>: You're lying.
[Saddam turns to other US soldiers]
<b>Saddam</b>: He's lying right. You guys are just trying to pull a fast one over on me.
<b>US Soldier</b>: No really man, I would not lie about something like this. They really took it down.
<b>Saddam</b>: I guess I have nothing to fight for then. OK, I give up. Do you think you can send any of this $750,000.00 US their way to get the board back up.
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