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bluearmy · 12-19-2003, 06:03 PM

I have heard a load of Saddam jokes since his capture with most beginning with: The first thing Saddam said when he climbed out of his hole was..............................
I have heard some belters and would like to hear some more, so here we go with the Saddam said thread.

My contribution is one I heard in work today it went; the first thing Saddam said when he climbed out of his hole was........did I beat David Blaine

Giltwist · 12-19-2003, 06:05 PM

Uh, you guys might want to leave that fan on for a while before you go in.

uncle phil · 12-19-2003, 06:09 PM

...it's beginning to look a lot like christmas...

gonadman · 12-19-2003, 10:07 PM

Quick, someone get me a laptop so I can check out the babes I missed on TFP's titty board...

cchris · 12-20-2003, 01:18 AM

Knock knock.........................

Go away go away.

slimshaydee · 12-20-2003, 05:50 AM

Can you hear me now?

stan the man · 12-20-2003, 06:39 AM

there was a whole conversation

US forces guy - wow whats that smell? it kind of smells like updog.

saddam - ummm what is updog?

US forces guy - no much. WHATS UP WITH YOU DOG.

Sticky · 12-22-2003, 02:08 PM

along the lines of gonadman's

Saddam: You mean the Titty Board was really take down?

US Soldier: Yes

Saddam: Really?

US Soldier: Yes, really.

Saddam: Are you just pulling my leg?

US Soldier: No, swear on Sophie's tits, they really took it down.

Saddam: But why?

US Soldier: Something about moving the servers and bandwidth.

Saddam: You're lying.
[Saddam turns to other US soldiers]

Saddam: He's lying right. You guys are just trying to pull a fast one over on me.

US Soldier: No really man, I would not lie about something like this. They really took it down.

Saddam: I guess I have nothing to fight for then. OK, I give up. Do you think you can send any of this $750,000.00 US their way to get the board back up.

12-19-2003, 06:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	The Saddam said thread I have heard a load of Saddam jokes since his capture with most beginning with: The first thing Saddam said when he climbed out of his hole was.............................. I have heard some belters and would like to hear some more, so here we go with the Saddam said thread. My contribution is one I heard in work today it went; the first thing Saddam said when he climbed out of his hole was........did I beat David Blaine

12-19-2003, 06:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...it's beginning to look a lot like christmas... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-19-2003, 10:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
gonadman Psycho Location: Philly	Quick, someone get me a laptop so I can check out the babes I missed on TFP's titty board... __________________ For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel, looking, looking, ...breathlessly. -Carlos Castaneda

12-20-2003, 01:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Knock knock......................... Go away go away. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

12-20-2003, 06:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	there was a whole conversation US forces guy - wow whats that smell? it kind of smells like updog. saddam - ummm what is updog? US forces guy - no much. WHATS UP WITH YOU DOG. __________________ long live the hud

12-19-2003, 06:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
Giltwist Insane Location: Pennsylvania	Uh, you guys might want to leave that fan on for a while before you go in.

12-20-2003, 05:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Can you hear me now?

12-22-2003, 02:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
Sticky	along the lines of <b>gonadman</b>'s <b>Saddam</b>: You mean the Titty Board was really take down? <b>US Soldier</b>: Yes <b>Saddam</b>: Really? <b>US Soldier</b>: Yes, really. <b>Saddam</b>: Are you just pulling my leg? <b>US Soldier</b>: No, swear on Sophie's tits, they really took it down. <b>Saddam</b>: But why? <b>US Soldier</b>: Something about moving the servers and bandwidth. <b>Saddam</b>: You're lying. [Saddam turns to other US soldiers] <b>Saddam</b>: He's lying right. You guys are just trying to pull a fast one over on me. <b>US Soldier</b>: No really man, I would not lie about something like this. They really took it down. <b>Saddam</b>: I guess I have nothing to fight for then. OK, I give up. Do you think you can send any of this $750,000.00 US their way to get the board back up. __________________ Sticky The Stickman