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kalisto_911 · 12-22-2003, 12:39 PM

Sorry if this is a repost, it won't let me search for anything at the moment.

> > > Subject: Resume of President George W. Bush
> > >
> > > RESUME
> > > GEORGE W. BUSH
> > > THE WHITE HOUSE, USA
> > >
> > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
> > >
> > > LAW ENFORCEMENT:
> > > * I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for
> > > driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty,
> > > paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for
> > > 30 days.
> > > * My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not
> > > available.
> > >
> > > MILITARY:
> > > * I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went
> > > AWOL.
> > > * I refused to take a drug test or answer any
> > > questions about my drug use.
> > > * By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able
> > > to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
> > >
> > > COLLEGE:
> > > * I graduated from Yale University with a low C
> > > average. I was a cheerleader.
> > >
> > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
> > > * I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
> > > * I began my career in the oil business in Midland,
> > > Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
> > > find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt
> > > shortly after I sold all my stock.
> > > * I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
> > > sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
> > > * With the help of my father and our right-wing
> > > friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken
> > > Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
> > >
> > >
> > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
> > > * I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and
> > > oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in
> > > the Union.
> > > * During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as
> > > the most smog-ridden city in America.
> > > * I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to
> > > the tune of billions in borrowed money.
> > > * I set the record for the most executions by any
> > > governor in American history.
> > > * With the help of my brother, the governor of
> > > Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme
> > > Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000
> > > votes.
> > >
> > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
> > > * I am the first President in U.S. history to enter
> > > office with a criminal record.
> > > * I invaded and occupied two countries at a
> > > continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
> > > * I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted
> > > the U.S. Treasury.
> > > * I shattered the record for the largest annual
> > > deficit in U.S. history.
> > > * I set an economic record for most private
> > > bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
> > > * I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in
> > > a 12-month period.
> > > * I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in
> > > the history of the U.S. stock market.
> > > * In my first year in office, over 2 million
> > > Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues
> > > every month.
> > > * I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
> > > richest of any administration in U.S. history. My
> > > "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron
> > > oil tanker named after her.
> > > * I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
> > > trips by a U.S. President.
> > > * I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for
> > > receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
> > > * My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one
> > > of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the
> > > largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
> > > Enron.
> > > * My political party used Enron private jets and
> > > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S.
> > > Supreme Court during my election decision.
> > > * I have protected my friends at Enron and
> > > Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More
> > > time and money was spent investigating the Monica
> > > Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one
> > > of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
> > > * I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
> > > history and refused to intervene when corruption
> > > involving the oil industry was revealed.
> > > * I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S.
> > > history.
> > > * I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
> > > criminals to be awarded government contracts.
> > > * I appointed more convicted criminals to
> > > administration than any President in U.S. history.
> > > * I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
> > > largest bureaucracy in the history of the United
> > > States government.
> > > * I've broken more international treaties than any
> > > President in U.S.
> > > history.
> > > * I am the first President in U.S. history to have
> > > the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human
> > > Rights Commission.
> > > * I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
> > > * I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S.
> > > "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused
> > > to abide by the Geneva Convention.
> > > * I am the first President in history to refuse
> > > United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002
> > > U.S. election).
> > > * I set the record for least number of press
> > > conferences of any President since the advent of
> > > television.
> > > * I set the all-time record for most days on vacation
> > > by a President in any one-year period.
> > > * After taking off the entire month of August, I
> > > presided over the worst security failure in U.S.
> > > history.
> > > * I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
> > > World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later
> > > made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the
> > > largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
> > > * I have set the all-time record for most people
> > > worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public
> > > venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
> > > protest against any person in the history of
> > > mankind.
> > > * I am the first President in U.S. history to order
> > > an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military
> > > occupation of a sovereign nation.
> > > * I did so against the will of the United Nations,
> > > the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
> > > community.
> > > * I have cut health care benefits for war veterans
> > > and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty
> > > troops and their families -- in war time.
> > > * In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our
> > > reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on
> > > our British friends.
> > > * I am the first President in history to have a
> > > majority of Europeans(71%) view my presidency as the
> > > biggest threat to world peace and security.
> > > * I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical
> > > Bunker Buster," a WMD.
> > > * I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
> > > Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
> > >
> > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
> > > * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are
> > > now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for
> > > public view.
> > > * All records of SEC investigations into my insider
> > > trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in
> > > secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> > > * All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my
> > > Vice-President, attended regarding public energy
> > > policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
> > > public review.
> > >
> > > GOD BLESS AMERICA
> > >
> > > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
> > >
> > > PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW

12-22-2003, 12:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	Bush's Resume Sorry if this is a repost, it won't let me search for anything at the moment. > > > Subject: Resume of President George W. Bush > > > > > > RESUME > > > GEORGE W. BUSH > > > THE WHITE HOUSE, USA > > > > > > EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: > > > > > > LAW ENFORCEMENT: > > > * I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for > > > driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, > > > paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for > > > 30 days. > > > * My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not > > > available. > > > > > > MILITARY: > > > * I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went > > > AWOL. > > > * I refused to take a drug test or answer any > > > questions about my drug use. > > > * By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able > > > to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. > > > > > > COLLEGE: > > > * I graduated from Yale University with a low C > > > average. I was a cheerleader. > > > > > > PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: > > > * I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. > > > * I began my career in the oil business in Midland, > > > Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't > > > find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt > > > shortly after I sold all my stock. > > > * I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a > > > sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. > > > * With the help of my father and our right-wing > > > friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken > > > Lay), I was elected governor of Texas. > > > > > > > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: > > > * I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and > > > oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in > > > the Union. > > > * During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as > > > the most smog-ridden city in America. > > > * I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to > > > the tune of billions in borrowed money. > > > * I set the record for the most executions by any > > > governor in American history. > > > * With the help of my brother, the governor of > > > Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme > > > Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 > > > votes. > > > > > > ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: > > > * I am the first President in U.S. history to enter > > > office with a criminal record. > > > * I invaded and occupied two countries at a > > > continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. > > > * I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted > > > the U.S. Treasury. > > > * I shattered the record for the largest annual > > > deficit in U.S. history. > > > * I set an economic record for most private > > > bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. > > > * I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in > > > a 12-month period. > > > * I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in > > > the history of the U.S. stock market. > > > * In my first year in office, over 2 million > > > Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues > > > every month. > > > * I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the > > > richest of any administration in U.S. history. My > > > "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron > > > oil tanker named after her. > > > * I set the record for most campaign fund-raising > > > trips by a U.S. President. > > > * I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for > > > receiving the most corporate campaign donations. > > > * My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one > > > of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the > > > largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, > > > Enron. > > > * My political party used Enron private jets and > > > corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. > > > Supreme Court during my election decision. > > > * I have protected my friends at Enron and > > > Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More > > > time and money was spent investigating the Monica > > > Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one > > > of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. > > > * I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. > > > history and refused to intervene when corruption > > > involving the oil industry was revealed. > > > * I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. > > > history. > > > * I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted > > > criminals to be awarded government contracts. > > > * I appointed more convicted criminals to > > > administration than any President in U.S. history. > > > * I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the > > > largest bureaucracy in the history of the United > > > States government. > > > * I've broken more international treaties than any > > > President in U.S. > > > history. > > > * I am the first President in U.S. history to have > > > the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human > > > Rights Commission. > > > * I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. > > > * I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. > > > "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused > > > to abide by the Geneva Convention. > > > * I am the first President in history to refuse > > > United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 > > > U.S. election). > > > * I set the record for least number of press > > > conferences of any President since the advent of > > > television. > > > * I set the all-time record for most days on vacation > > > by a President in any one-year period. > > > * After taking off the entire month of August, I > > > presided over the worst security failure in U.S. > > > history. > > > * I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the > > > World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later > > > made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the > > > largest failure of diplomacy in world history. > > > * I have set the all-time record for most people > > > worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public > > > venues (15 million people), shattering the record for > > > protest against any person in the history of > > > mankind. > > > * I am the first President in U.S. history to order > > > an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military > > > occupation of a sovereign nation. > > > * I did so against the will of the United Nations, > > > the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world > > > community. > > > * I have cut health care benefits for war veterans > > > and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty > > > troops and their families -- in war time. > > > * In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our > > > reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on > > > our British friends. > > > * I am the first President in history to have a > > > majority of Europeans(71%) view my presidency as the > > > biggest threat to world peace and security. > > > * I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical > > > Bunker Buster," a WMD. > > > * I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring > > > Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice. > > > > > > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: > > > * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are > > > now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for > > > public view. > > > * All records of SEC investigations into my insider > > > trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in > > > secrecy and unavailable for public view. > > > * All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my > > > Vice-President, attended regarding public energy > > > policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for > > > public review. > > > > > > GOD BLESS AMERICA > > > > > > PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004. > > > > > > PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]