Brewmaniac

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly --
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 2:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the
woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket."

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