Strangers in the night... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Brewmaniac · 12-20-2003, 11:23 AM

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly --
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 2:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the
woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket."

streak_56 · 12-20-2003, 11:56 AM

Ain't that the truth

sillygirl · 12-20-2003, 01:54 PM

hehehehehe

slimshaydee · 12-21-2003, 10:24 PM

hahaha! unexpected!

SVT01Cobra · 12-21-2003, 10:30 PM

Hahaha, that's a good one.

loganmule · 12-22-2003, 06:18 AM

that's hilarious...and regrettably all too true

Peetster · 12-22-2003, 06:43 AM

Very good. I was wondering where this one was going. I love the surprise.

TerresqueÜ · 12-22-2003, 08:52 AM

Haha, clever.

_Gotti_ · 12-22-2003, 05:30 PM

Thats about right....

barrineze · 12-22-2003, 09:34 PM

batm4n_23 · 12-23-2003, 06:24 PM

good punchline

Stare At The Sun · 12-23-2003, 10:54 PM

That is funny, didnt see that coming at all,

12-24-2003, 03:07 AM

Why is everything cold when your married?

Jay Francis · 12-24-2003, 11:43 AM

Finally, a joke I can relate to.

SAM821 · 12-24-2003, 12:17 PM

damn women are so clever... good joke

deportes · 12-29-2003, 08:43 AM

Good one, never saw it coming.

Jay Francis · 12-29-2003, 02:53 PM

Thanks to you, I was the hit of the party. This is a great joke and one that no one had heard yet. Here is your reward. If you go to movieflix.com and type in Jack Benny in the search portion, you should be able to pull up many of his classic tv shows for no charge.

xseeker · 12-29-2003, 06:13 PM

Good one...Hehehe

Brewmaniac · 01-03-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jay Francis
Thanks to you, I was the hit of the party. This is a great joke and one that no one had heard yet. Here is your reward. If you go to movieflix.com and type in Jack Benny in the search portion, you should be able to pull up many of his classic tv shows for no charge.

Thanks I will check it out!

12-20-2003, 11:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Strangers in the night... A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket." __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

12-20-2003, 01:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	hehehehehe __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

12-22-2003, 08:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Haha, clever. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

12-20-2003, 11:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Ain't that the truth

12-21-2003, 10:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	hahaha! unexpected!

12-21-2003, 10:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
SVT01Cobra Psycho Location: Somewhere, Missouri	Hahaha, that's a good one.

12-22-2003, 06:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	that's hilarious...and regrettably all too true

12-22-2003, 06:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Very good. I was wondering where this one was going. I love the surprise.

12-22-2003, 05:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
_Gotti_ Upright Location: In my treehouse	Thats about right....

12-22-2003, 09:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
barrineze Registered User	haha

12-23-2003, 06:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	good punchline

12-23-2003, 10:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	That is funny, didnt see that coming at all,

12-24-2003, 03:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
Strobs Guest	Why is everything cold when your married?

12-29-2003, 06:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
xseeker Insane	Good one...Hehehe

12-24-2003, 11:43 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jay Francis Psycho Location: Houston, Texas	Finally, a joke I can relate to.

12-24-2003, 12:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
SAM821 Surviving Hurricanes Location: Miami, Florida	damn women are so clever... good joke

12-29-2003, 08:43 AM	#16 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	Good one, never saw it coming.

12-29-2003, 02:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
Jay Francis Psycho Location: Houston, Texas	Thanks to you, I was the hit of the party. This is a great joke and one that no one had heard yet. Here is your reward. If you go to movieflix.com and type in Jack Benny in the search portion, you should be able to pull up many of his classic tv shows for no charge.