Strangers in the night...
 

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly --
he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 2:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the
woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket."

Ain't that the truth

hehehehehe

hahaha! unexpected!

Hahaha, that's a good one.:lol:

that's hilarious...and regrettably all too true

Very good. I was wondering where this one was going. I love the surprise.

Haha, clever.

Thats about right....:lol:

haha

good punchline

That is funny, didnt see that coming at all, :)

Why is everything cold when your married?

Finally, a joke I can relate to.

damn women are so clever... good joke

Good one, never saw it coming.

Thanks to you, I was the hit of the party. This is a great joke and one that no one had heard yet. Here is your reward. If you go to movieflix.com and type in Jack Benny in the search portion, you should be able to pull up many of his classic tv shows for no charge.

Good one...Hehehe

Thanks I will check it out!