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Adult Fairy Tales
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
> > her. "You must be home by 2am! Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
> > into a
> > pumpkin." 2:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very
> > satisfied.
> > "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
> > was supposed to turn into a
> > pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
> > " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
> > He took care of everything."
> > The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no
> > prince with that kind of power!
> > Tell me his name!"
> > Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, ..
> > Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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