thingstodo

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
> > her. "You must be home by 2am! Any later, and your diaphragm will turn
> > into a
> > pumpkin." 2:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very
> > satisfied.
> > "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm
> > was supposed to turn into a
> > pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
> > " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother.
> > He took care of everything."
> > The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no
> > prince with that kind of power!
> > Tell me his name!"
> > Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, ..
> > Peter, Peter, something or other..."

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DEI37

That's pretty good. Not heard that one before.

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Nation

LOL. That's a good one!

paj

i dont get it
i may be an idiot however, it is yet to be determined

slant eyes

i think it's supposed to be

'Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater'

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bravo49

Call me thick, but I don't get it

thingstodo

Slant Eyes, you are wise. It is pumpkin eater.

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edmos1

haha good one

yankeefatboy

Now the question is, how do I present that one at work? Very good one!

hawkeye

The original Brothers Grimm would be proud.
nice one.

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Slacks_01

lol, took me a bit, but i got it

crackpot

Heh, good one.
But didn't she return at 2am, as requested? Confused there. But funny nevertheless! Thanks for the post.

sartan

I got a good laugh out of that one, thanks.

yoda77

Xcellent! very funny

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MexicanOnABike

hmm... had to ask about it... funny...

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lrsurfer

Showed this to my friends in school a while ago...almost got us in trouble...still funny

bigbad

Had people check on why I was laughing so hard, great joke.

Rawrr

haha good stuff

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ha ha great one

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Flesh

haha!

:::OshnSoul:::

lol, that is pretty good!

indiretto

Ha ha, thats a good one

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clifclav

Very good one that I hadn't heard before. Thanks

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xepherys

LOL!

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Kadath

Talk about a joke having legs...

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Crack

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?











Choked...hehe

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