I just bought a calendar...
And it doesn't have January!
I've been memorizing the Date and day for the last 5-6 years so I don't have to look at a calendar. Have they(the guys in the black helicopters) removed January from the lists of months since then?
This is shocking! It's like going to Burger King and asking for the western whopper and they tell you they don't make them anymore! It's just unreal! I always liked January, I even know a few people that have birthdays in January. What in the world will happen to them!? Will China Ever have another New Year?
Seriously.. Where the fuck is my January!?
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