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Old 12-12-2003, 02:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I just bought a calendar...

And it doesn't have January!

I've been memorizing the Date and day for the last 5-6 years so I don't have to look at a calendar. Have they(the guys in the black helicopters) removed January from the lists of months since then?

This is shocking! It's like going to Burger King and asking for the western whopper and they tell you they don't make them anymore! It's just unreal! I always liked January, I even know a few people that have birthdays in January. What in the world will happen to them!? Will China Ever have another New Year?



Seriously.. Where the fuck is my January!?
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Old 12-12-2003, 03:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2003, 03:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This should belong in Tilted Paranoia

Personally, I think it's just cheap to exclude January. Does it have January 2005?
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Old 12-12-2003, 08:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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so..........with no january.....does this mean i'm gonna stay 34 for another year?

cuz if there isn't a january then i'm screwed.

*hopes he still has a birthday*
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Old 12-12-2003, 09:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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My Playboy Calendar last year had no January - perhaps it's a conspiracy by some branch of government to shorten the year without telling anyone!
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Old 12-12-2003, 06:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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My Playboy Calendar last year had no January - perhaps it's a conspiracy by some branch of government to shorten the year without telling anyone!
Now thats really gettin ripped off. If it was a muscle car calendar, or a boat calender, or anything but a playboy calendar.. I could deal with it.

But thats just wrong man!! You are getting jipped out of a girl!!
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Old 12-14-2003, 03:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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File a complaint! You got ripped off.
Hmmm, I know two people whose birthdays are in January.....does that mean I don't have to buy them any gifts now?
*confused*
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Old 12-14-2003, 05:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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does it mean new years resolutions are null & void?
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Old 12-14-2003, 06:05 PM   #9 (permalink)
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does it mean new years resolutions are null & void?
Absolutly...
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Old 12-14-2003, 06:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Calendars are usually 50%-60% off come January 1st. So, I say you got double ripped.

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Old 12-14-2003, 09:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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So long January, and good riddance. Let's get Spring here as soon as we can, I say! Let's get rid of February too.
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