Thread: Hilton on SNL
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Old 12-09-2003, 06:35 AM   #22 (permalink)
platypus
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Thought Paris was a hell of a good sport about the whole thing, considering the subject. She held her own very well, even though it was obviously scripted.

PH: There are Hiltons in New York, London, Paris..
JF: Wait, there is a 'Paris Hilton'?
PH: Yes.
JF: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
PH: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.
JF: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PH: No!
JF: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PH: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
JF: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PH: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen.
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