jaker

have you ever gotten arrested? if so, why?

i remember my experience. me, back in my high school freshman days, with 2 others friends, were very desperate and decided to do a wake n' bake (simply put: roll out of bed and smoke weed). we walked to an abandoned house lot (located in one of the most prestigious houstonian neighbourhoods), went into the backyard, went into the doll house of the little girl (they were remodelling their house) and lit up the 90 dollar bubbler purchased the day before. 15 minutes later, as we were gathering our things to go, 2 cops walk into the gate. i ran, my 2 friends stayed like morons. ran around the block, hide the drugs (which she found later), got tackled, read my rights, and put into a police car, along with my 2 fat friends. the last thing i remember about it was laughing hysterically at my friend’s silent fart, while the girl cop was yelling at me to stop. this all happened before 11:00 am, now pathetic. i got charged with a class a misdemeanour, which means 18 hours of "drug and alcohol awareness" classes. the teacher was a pigeoned headed lady named Rita Kallo (which made it even more funny), and where kids showed up high, drunk or rolling. all in all, it was a fascinating experience.