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Old 12-03-2003, 02:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Girlfriend Bites Boyfriend's Tongue Off

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Love Bites: Makeup Kiss Gone Horribly Wrong

POSTED: 11:52 a.m. EST December 3, 2003
UPDATED: 12:11 p.m. EST December 3, 2003

WICHITA, Kan. -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Kansas lost part of his tongue Monday night.

Police were called to a loud fight at a home in Wichita.

They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue.

Police recovered the piece, and it was reattached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Adding insult to injury, the boyfriend faces simple battery charges.
Yeah....it's time to break up...doncha think?
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