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Old 12-03-2003, 02:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Girlfriend Bites Boyfriend's Tongue Off

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Love Bites: Makeup Kiss Gone Horribly Wrong

POSTED: 11:52 a.m. EST December 3, 2003
UPDATED: 12:11 p.m. EST December 3, 2003

WICHITA, Kan. -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Kansas lost part of his tongue Monday night.

Police were called to a loud fight at a home in Wichita.

They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue.

Police recovered the piece, and it was reattached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Adding insult to injury, the boyfriend faces simple battery charges.
Yeah....it's time to break up...doncha think?
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Old 12-03-2003, 02:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hannibella Lecter, ladies and gentleman...
But seriously...OW. I don't even like biting my OWN tongue, let alone having a large portion of it bit OFF.
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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She must have been pretty angry!
That's got to hurt a lot, but reading between the lines he might have deserved it. You don't generally bite someone's tongue off unless the kiss was forced on you.
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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why bite off the tongue when you could bite something else off instead?

naw, that's sad.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wow... Id say that went a little too far.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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They say after an argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue.
I'm at a loss for words...

---> ---> --->

...so this will do.
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Such a cute emoticon story!
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Old 12-03-2003, 04:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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heh, he tried to makeup, men never know when it's over or not
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Dam women! I tell yall! Either they're gonna like it when you kiss them or they'll bite your tougue off...

But damn, isn't that a tad going far?
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Well, now isn't that an interesting story. Hmmm. He never shoulda went with the make up kiss.
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:32 PM   #11 (permalink)
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well, it could have been worse, she could have been giving him a "make up" blowjob
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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well, it could have been worse, she could have been giving him a "make up" blowjob
Your right, that DEFINITELY would have been MUCH worse.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:08 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Watch out where you go sticking your tounge. Bitten off...stuck to a frozen pole...Chewed off by an irate girlfriend. Guess they won't be any makeup sex. He better find him a new girlfriend.
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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mmm .. stitches in your mouth .. nice .. there must have been a lot of blood...

it seems more like he tried to FORCE a makeup kiss .. .. otherwise that might not have happened...
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:30 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I knew a girl that had a tendency to bite when she was startled she hated thunder so making out during a storm was dangerous as hell.
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I knew a girl that had a tendency to bite when she was startled she hated thunder so making out during a storm was dangerous as hell.
Haha... nasty.
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:38 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That girl must have a pretty strong bite and be quite daring. To bite someone's tongue off...and all the blood too...wow. Poor guy though, I can't imagine how much that hurt.
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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something seriously wrong with that whole situation!!!
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:54 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Was this guy's name Neil, and was he on The Real World: London?
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Old 12-04-2003, 12:54 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I can see his reaction to his friends now:

Man: That thtupid bith! What the fuck wath the thinking? Im gonna kill that bith!!!

Friend: Bro, you shouldn't have told Katherine she looked fat in those pants!!!! Now the Kat has definitely got your tongue!!!
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