12-03-2003, 02:48 PM | #1 (permalink) | |
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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Girlfriend Bites Boyfriend's Tongue Off
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12-03-2003, 02:52 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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Hannibella Lecter, ladies and gentleman...
But seriously...OW. I don't even like biting my OWN tongue, let alone having a large portion of it bit OFF.
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12-03-2003, 05:03 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Free Mars!
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Dam women! I tell yall! Either they're gonna like it when you kiss them or they'll bite your tougue off...
But damn, isn't that a tad going far?
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12-03-2003, 05:06 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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Well, now isn't that an interesting story. Hmmm. He never shoulda went with the make up kiss.
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12-03-2003, 07:07 PM | #12 (permalink) | |
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12-03-2003, 07:08 PM | #13 (permalink) |
EVIL!
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Watch out where you go sticking your tounge. Bitten off...stuck to a frozen pole...Chewed off by an irate girlfriend. Guess they won't be any makeup sex. He better find him a new girlfriend.
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12-03-2003, 07:21 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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mmm .. stitches in your mouth .. nice .. there must have been a lot of blood...
it seems more like he tried to FORCE a makeup kiss .. .. otherwise that might not have happened...
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12-04-2003, 12:54 PM | #21 (permalink) |
Fly em straight!
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I can see his reaction to his friends now:
Man: That thtupid bith! What the fuck wath the thinking? Im gonna kill that bith!!! Friend: Bro, you shouldn't have told Katherine she looked fat in those pants!!!! Now the Kat has definitely got your tongue!!!
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