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My buddy and I were drinking the other night and thought of some pretty funny things to say to an officer when you get pulled over.... not quite as funny now, but ya know that happens when you drink.

Cop pulls you over roll down the window, look him straight in the eyes and say "These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along."

OR

Wiat till they tap on your window, that's when you tell them that this ones occupied, go to the next unlocked door.

So, what are some other suggestions?????

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