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You're slow. Trust me. I may be a guy but that doesn't mean that I'm open to accusing women of taking too long to prep themselves for the day.
I live in a family of 5. Before my parent's divorce, my sister used to shower the day before (She was younger before she discovered that beauty is important) and that worked well while everybody else would shower in the morning. But now, I live with my dad, stepmom and 2 other step bro and sister and it's fukin hard to actually just shower fast and let others get clean up so that they can go to work and school.
So, you can either just shave and do your female stuff the night before and that way, your morning showers can be faster and your bub wouldn't have to complain. Or better yet, shower together. That might take longer though.
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