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Spent a lot of time in Vegas, saw a lot of stars.
Once. Standing in front of the Barbary Coast I saw this knockout blond walking with a guy coming across to the B.C from Ceasars. I then noticed the "guy" with the blond was Chuck Norris. Of course I then followed them into the casino, where I saw him lean behind a woman playing blackjack and say something to the pit boss. I followed a bit more, then they went into a restaurant.
The woman he was leaning behind was my WIFE. (I didn't notice.)
and she actually recognized his voice. He said to the pit boss:" Just my luck, we go to a weddiing, and SHE catches the bouquet!"
I THINK that is the one he ended up marrying.
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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.
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