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My personal fave-
Doctor: I'm afraid I've got bad news. You have a terminal disease and not long to live.
Patient: How much time do I have?
Doctor: 5.
Patient: 5? 5 what? Years? Months?
Doctor: 4...3...
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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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