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Bing,

This is my collection of elephant jokes! I'm looking for more for my collection, too, if you have any. They have to be somewhat surreal, and involve elephants... Or just play with your mind in an interesting way.

So, here we go:

What is grey and not there?
No elephants.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door.
Step two: Put the elephant in.
Step three: Close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Step one: Open the door.
Step two: Take the elephant out.
Step three: Put the giraffe in.
Step four: Close the door.

If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?
The elephant. The giraffe is in the refrigerator.

Bingle