I've re-written this because the original was juvenile and actually.. kinda sucked. That, and I'm not christian. Updated for those of the Pagan Persuasion.
The Girlfriend's Prayer
Beautiful Goddess, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's lovely face
Bless his hair that sometimes curls
Keep him away from other girls
Bless his voice, I always miss
Bless his lips, I love to kiss
Bless his days from first to last
Bless his sexy little ass
Bless his arms and bless his legs
Bless the sex for which he begs
Bless his heart, I hope to keep
Bless the bed in which we sleep
Bless his eyes and bless his nose
Bless head and bless his toes
But if he hears this prayer of mine
I hope it blows his fucking mind
