A Prayer for our "Man" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

sexymama · 11-14-2003, 05:24 PM

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll beat the shit out of him.
Amen

sillygirl · 11-14-2003, 06:50 PM

Marvelous. Just marvelous... where'd you get that?

gabshu · 11-14-2003, 07:17 PM

Hell yeah!!
I wish I was bigger and could actually do that... not really

Very funny, thanks!

anti fishstick · 11-15-2003, 01:20 PM

LMAO that's a good one.

sexymama · 11-16-2003, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Marvelous. Just marvelous... where'd you get that?

My sister (who loves her husband almost as much as I love Lebell -- and would never truly pray this) sent this to me. It made me laugh, so thought I'd share. (FYI, it made Lebell cringe -- but he knows I'd never truly pray it.)

mydragonfido · 11-17-2003, 04:36 AM

Amen that was cute!!

shannon · 11-17-2003, 11:56 AM

that was really really funny, thanks.

Poyzun_Ivy · 11-17-2003, 04:02 PM

I've re-written this because the original was juvenile and actually.. kinda sucked. That, and I'm not christian. Updated for those of the Pagan Persuasion.

The Girlfriend's Prayer

Beautiful Goddess, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's lovely face
Bless his hair that sometimes curls
Keep him away from other girls

Bless his voice, I always miss
Bless his lips, I love to kiss
Bless his days from first to last
Bless his sexy little ass

Bless his arms and bless his legs
Bless the sex for which he begs
Bless his heart, I hope to keep
Bless the bed in which we sleep

Bless his eyes and bless his nose
Bless head and bless his toes
But if he hears this prayer of mine
I hope it blows his fucking mind

sillygirl · 11-17-2003, 04:19 PM

lol. That's a good one, too, Poyzun!

sexymama · 11-18-2003, 05:34 PM

Amen Poyzun -- as a Pagen/Christian/Buddhist/Humanist -- okay, just basically good spiritual person -- I really like your prayer! It is much better than the one I posted and so much more positive!

11-14-2003, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	A Prayer for our "Man" Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll beat the shit out of him. Amen __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.

11-14-2003, 06:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Marvelous. Just marvelous... where'd you get that? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

11-14-2003, 07:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
gabshu Psycho Location: The capital of the free world??	Hell yeah!! I wish I was bigger and could actually do that... not really Very funny, thanks! __________________ Go Kool Aid. OH YEAAHH http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/koolaid/

11-15-2003, 01:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	LMAO that's a good one. __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

11-17-2003, 11:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
shannon Psycho Location: Canada	that was really really funny, thanks. __________________ "When I look down I just miss all the good stuff. And when I look up I just trip over things"

11-17-2003, 04:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
mydragonfido Crazy Location: Louisiana	Amen that was cute!!

11-17-2003, 04:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
Poyzun_Ivy Crazy Location: I'm standing right behind you...	Another Prayer I've re-written this because the original was juvenile and actually.. kinda sucked. That, and I'm not christian. Updated for those of the Pagan Persuasion. The Girlfriend's Prayer Beautiful Goddess, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's lovely face Bless his hair that sometimes curls Keep him away from other girls Bless his voice, I always miss Bless his lips, I love to kiss Bless his days from first to last Bless his sexy little ass Bless his arms and bless his legs Bless the sex for which he begs Bless his heart, I hope to keep Bless the bed in which we sleep Bless his eyes and bless his nose Bless head and bless his toes But if he hears this prayer of mine I hope it blows his fucking mind __________________ She's pretty as a daisy But look out man she's crazy She'll really do you in If you let her get under your skin

11-17-2003, 04:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	lol. That's a good one, too, Poyzun! __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

11-18-2003, 05:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	Amen Poyzun -- as a Pagen/Christian/Buddhist/Humanist -- okay, just basically good spiritual person -- I really like your prayer! It is much better than the one I posted and so much more positive! __________________ If you can go deeply into lovemaking, the ego disappears. That is the beauty of lovemaking, that it is another source of a glimpse of god It's not about being perfect; it's about developing some skill at managing imperfection.