This just in... 2004's NCAA Football Champs will be...
the Bears of California. Thats right. Its in the stars. I looked up at night and was able to make out a Cal constellation.
If the stars wouldn't lie about little baby Jesus, they won't lie about football, right? I mean, every football player thanks God over every touchdown, so He must take sides. Obviously, with BYU and Notre Dame struggling THIS year, we can conclude that this year God is neither Catholic nor Mormon. Right?
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