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Rectum Deodorant
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, bemused by the request, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she's been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry miss, "says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist,
"Yes, " says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist. He looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blondes snatches the container from him and read out loud from the label, "To apply, push up bottom."
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