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Old 04-28-2003, 09:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Rectum Deodorant

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, bemused by the request, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she's been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry miss, "says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist,

"Yes, " says the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist. He looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blondes snatches the container from him and read out loud from the label, "To apply, push up bottom."
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Old 04-28-2003, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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rofl thats.. umm..yah... hahaha
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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so stupid, its funny
and pretty good at that...
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Heh-heh, heh-heh!
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Old 04-28-2003, 10:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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3/5
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh.
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Old 04-28-2003, 11:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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She must have smelled good!
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Old 04-28-2003, 12:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
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More blonde jokes
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Old 04-28-2003, 12:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hahahah, that's a good one. Thanks!
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Old 04-28-2003, 01:44 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I did not see that coming.... LOL
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Man, we should have a board dedicated solely to blonde jokes. Unfortunately it would cut this board in half!

Good joke.
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Old 04-28-2003, 03:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Great joke, and great to have you back under your real handle! BSC was good but LD is so much easier to type.
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Still laugh each time I hear/see this
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Old 05-03-2003, 10:05 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I love blond jokes.
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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That's a blonde for ya!
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Wow... how smart!!! Right up the pooper... ouch
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Wonder if she Shocker's herself with the deordorant.

Right Guard in the poo, Secret in the goo.

Or something like that.
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