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Bob Biter · 11-11-2003, 08:18 PM

Anybody that's cool reads the Onion on a weekly basis (because, you see, there is only one edition per week). However, I often think of headlines I would like to see on this fine publication, as well as the sort of articles its authors would write about them. So, this is a call to all avid Onion readers out there, please share some of your headlines with all of the Tilted folk!

Here are some of mine:

- Area Voodoo Priest Out of Mojo, Juju
- Horny Toothfairy Wants Cavity Filled
- Bald Spot Flaunted
- Sugar Daddy Sours Relationship
- Bird Flipped Off
- Area Bus Driver Hugs Woman With Exact Change
- Clown College Offers "Coping With Gloss" Course

11-11-2003, 08:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bob Biter Non-smokers die everyday Location: Montreal	Onion Headlines You Would Like To See Anybody that's cool reads the Onion on a weekly basis (because, you see, there is only one edition per week). However, I often think of headlines I would like to see on this fine publication, as well as the sort of articles its authors would write about them. So, this is a call to all avid Onion readers out there, please share some of your headlines with all of the Tilted folk! Here are some of mine: - Area Voodoo Priest Out of Mojo, Juju - Horny Toothfairy Wants Cavity Filled - Bald Spot Flaunted - Sugar Daddy Sours Relationship - Bird Flipped Off - Area Bus Driver Hugs Woman With Exact Change - Clown College Offers "Coping With Gloss" Course __________________ A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.