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Jedi Redneck
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Warrior If:
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock-thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.
You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow just "ain't right."
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