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Old 11-04-2003, 08:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Take an Alka-Seltzer before you go out - Eat something with lots of butter, or drink a lot of heavy cream. Never drink anything other than on an almost full stomach. Avoid carbonated drinks - you get the alcohol a lot quicker when it is CO2 accelerated. Wine instead of champagne - straight bourbon instead of 7 and 7. Believe me - it works. If this fails - drink coke and have a great evening - you'll feel a hell of a lot better in the morning and might get a lot luckier tonight.
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