might i suggest, dear Hamburger, that i man of your standing in society would be better suited to a Pope-Mobile style of vehicle...
We could call it the Hamburger Mobile (to be original and stuff)...
from the raised capsule at the back, you could acknowledge your loving subjects...
you would also be safe behind a solid bomb-proof glass shell...
and your most loyal friends could even ride out back with you...
of course, there may be days where you might prefer to let the top down and really live a little.
in that case, you could perhaps invest in a sportier little number for special occasions...
with the back window down, you would be able to throw cheese cubes at your faithful while you sped past them at a million miles an hour...
however, when you need to travel with the Burglets, you may need more room...
so, how about this Giant Hamburger Mobile...
this powerful machine won´t let any heathen hot-dog worshippers anywhere near you.
your families safety would be assured.