Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizens!

I must purchase an inexpensive car. I am cheap and eccentric.
I have created this thread so you may provide me with suggestions.

Here’s an image of one of my dream cars

Nash Metropolitan

Anything Checker

gets my vote of approval.

I am interested in the choices of my nonsensical peers.
Thank you, in advance, for your attention.
-GH

Maybe I should get a Monster Truck!

bermuDa

those tires aren't big enough to hold the weight of your massive... patty.

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cchris

May I suggest the Holden FB.

Not only does it go like a new bride,but you can open the top off a stubbie of beer from the back fender.

The color is optional.



(Best feature).

Glove box holds at least two large burgers.

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Averett

I found your dream car...



Uhh.. I guess its a bike type thing. But damnit, it's cool!

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Bones!

I can't think of a finer way to spend the afternoon than a delightful drive in the countryside with you and the goat. You are a mere 1162 miles away from me. A normal man could drive that distance in 18 hours. I think you could make it in 12. Maybe you could swing by and pick up Averett on the way. When you arrive I will carpet the streets in hamburgers and ketchup.
-GH

A Holden FB in Texas would be a rare and excellent sight. My fanciful offer is extended to Cchris, as well.

bernadette

hahaha @ Averett

that is eXcellent!!!

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bernadette

<img src="http://www.commercial-photos.com/original-batmobile.jpg">

<img src="http://www.bugaloos.com/Batmobile.jpg">

dunno though if this is either cool enough, cheap enough or big enough for a magnificent Giant Hamburger....

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Averett

Ha! That cracked me up..

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Astrocloud

This bus is green like life and the antithesis to your giant hamburger body.

bernadette

that's not a little car for the roads. that's a car for bumper car ride at the amusement park.

the little car bones & averett posted. not the green machine.

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Batman976

Dammit, Bernadette! Stop trying to give GH my ride! I've told you time and again the Batmobile is not for sale!

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bernadette

oops. shit. i didn't think you'd come in this thread, Batman.

and besides... i heard you're driving a hummer these days. is that rumor false?

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Astrocloud

Look bernadette, GH has tricked you. He wants you to think that he is harmless and puny. He is trying to manipulate you into becoming his slave.

This is a hamburger that has tried to kill me twice because I speak the TRUTH!

Here is a photograph of Giant Hamburger taken by one of his agents. I got the negatives in an apparent doublecross. (The burger in question used the negatives as a lure to get eaten... but that's another tale).

bundy

might i suggest, dear Hamburger, that i man of your standing in society would be better suited to a Pope-Mobile style of vehicle...

We could call it the Hamburger Mobile (to be original and stuff)...


from the raised capsule at the back, you could acknowledge your loving subjects...


you would also be safe behind a solid bomb-proof glass shell...

and your most loyal friends could even ride out back with you...

of course, there may be days where you might prefer to let the top down and really live a little.
in that case, you could perhaps invest in a sportier little number for special occasions...


with the back window down, you would be able to throw cheese cubes at your faithful while you sped past them at a million miles an hour...

however, when you need to travel with the Burglets, you may need more room...
so, how about this Giant Hamburger Mobile...

this powerful machine won´t let any heathen hot-dog worshippers anywhere near you.
your families safety would be assured.

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Batman976

Well I can't drive around in the Batmobile when I'm not in costume. Then people would know my true identity.

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Stiltzkin

Might I suggest something "cheap" and economical?



Okay, sorry, I'll go away now.

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Loup

This one is half price

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splck

Just remember that grilling while you drive can be dangerous.
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nice line eh?

bernadette

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<img src="http://www.ad-wraps.com/images/burger_king.jpg">

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