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warrrreagl · 10-30-2003, 10:17 AM

2) A guy is waiting for the doctor to come back into the hospital room with his test results. The doctor suddenly bursts into the room wearing a mask, and says, "I have your test results, and it's not good news."

"Well, what have I got? What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Actually, is there anything NOT wrong with you? According to our tests, you have AIDS, tuberculosis, typhus, plague, anthrax, and Ebola."

"My God, what can you do for me?"

"The first thing we'll do is quarantine you right in this room. And then, we'll immediately put you on a strict pancake and pizza diet."

"Pancakes and pizzas? Will that cure me?"

"No, but it's the only food we've got here that will slide under the door."

10-30-2003, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	2) A guy is waiting for the doctor to come back into the hospital room with his test results. The doctor suddenly bursts into the room wearing a mask, and says, "I have your test results, and it's not good news." "Well, what have I got? What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Actually, is there anything NOT wrong with you? According to our tests, you have AIDS, tuberculosis, typhus, plague, anthrax, and Ebola." "My God, what can you do for me?" "The first thing we'll do is quarantine you right in this room. And then, we'll immediately put you on a strict pancake and pizza diet." "Pancakes and pizzas? Will that cure me?" "No, but it's the only food we've got here that will slide under the door." __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.