i didn't really like this movie! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNN!!!!
i've waited soooo long for this...i wanted to like it...i did...
i would have been more forgiving if rob zombie had just said, "hey guys, i'm going to re-make the texas chainsaw massacre!"...
i never expected this movie to be a true horror film, as in scary and making you afraid of the dark or whatever it is that people are afraid of now-a-days...hehe...but yeah, i was basically expecting a b-movie along the lines of the insanely genius, "killer klowns from outerspace"...you know, a movie that has some gore and some good laughs, nothing actually frightening, but just a good time...
instead, i get a totally non-gory film(seriously, no gore...not even the normal R-rated gore...no bodies being sliced,guts...nothing...that NC-17 version better show us the real stuff) that was made to purely show off how well rob zombie can throw catchy phrases into the dialogue...that's all this movie was about, the catchy phrases and showing how fucked up a group of people can be...
the psycho hillbilly family in this movie had absolutely NO MOTIVE towards killing or harming the people they choose...now how fucking lame is that? very lame, i'll tell you...i don't remember any of the characters names except for Baby and Captain Spaulding...basically because all of the characters were so cliche, it didn't even matter who the hell they were!
this movie looked as if it were filmed with a dirty lense and using one flashlight to light up the scenes! half the time, it was just too f'n dark to see what was happening! not the "artisic dark" but just too dark!!!
overall, this movie was just entertaining, possibly...i mean seeing some crazy people is kind of fun...it doesn't serve any purpose...but it's okay fun...i got really bored, so did my friends, so did the whole audience...the movie had several scenes that SHOULD have been the ending, but instead weren't...weird....
peace, homies
