Try to get as many technological items hanging off you as possible.
Calculators, watches, even just random wires plugged into other parts of the costume. Bonus points if you can fasten together a VR headset and a "wearable" laptop -- (Gargoyle, Snow Crash style).
The basic premise that I'm imagining is overkill. Overkill to the point of humour. Oh, and by the way, you'll be a potted tree while in costume. Make sure you've gone to the bathroom recently before donning it, as with that much shit on, you won't be moving anywhere.
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Eat antimatter, Posleen-boy!
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