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So, I'm having lunch with a former girlfriend. Since we've broken up, she's dated others, we talked about getting back together and then she started a relationship with another women. The conversation at lunch is akward to say the very least. I think we were both afraid we were going to say something that would offend the other.
After lunch, we go to a nearby museum and get tickets to get inside. Now, her ticket cost a little more because the county she lives in pays a tax for the museum, but we don't know this and we're wondering why she had to pay extra.
After a couple seconds of looking at both our tickets, I leaned over and whispered to her, "Maybe there's some sort of lesbian tax."
Thought I was gonna get smacked, but instead I got a pretty big laugh. All the awkwardness was gone after that and we had a pretty good day.
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