Most of the time simply confronting them makes them far more embarassed than any other thing you could do, especially if they are being stupid infront of or with a bunch of freinds.
Two spots in a crowded lot gets people a big fat juicy snot wad on their weindshield. I spit up the grossest thing i can muster, and spew on the middle of their windshield. It gets hot here, so i bakes on. I once was pissed off enough to get a permanent marker and write him a note on his windsheild... a little paint thinner on a rag and it comes off very easily, so i didn't feel too bad about it. When people let kids go crazy, go up to the kid, and in a very firm loud voice, say "EXCUSE ME". Not nicely, but very firm so that the kid knows they fuckled up, and you are not asking them to move, but telling them. And its loud enough that the parents get embarrased that a stranger had to deal with their kids. Or outright walk up to the parent and ask them to make their child stop. This usually scares them too.
What i really like to do that scares and highly embarrases people (specially kids) when i am driving is if they fuck up, i mean do something really stupid, or delibarate, follow them. When they turn on to their street, i turn. If i have time on my hands i usually make a point to follow someone until they stop, or go crazy and try and lose me. When i catch up to them, i simply pull up alongside, roll down the window, and ask them WTF they were thinking. Tell them how dangerous it was and that they were putting little children at risk. Its easy for people to be stupid and laugh about it when they are hiding behind the anonymity of their car...but once you confront them, i swear i've seen kids almost shit their pants in front of their freinds, their face turns bright red, etc. Its a good feeling embarrasing stupid people in public.
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