clavus - thats great, havent laughed that hard for a week...
I did that once before, in a way. I had a bad rollerskating accident at school here, I was covered in bnadages - any part of me that wasnt clothed was bandaged - knee, arms, face, and my shoulder, because I ruined the shirts I was wearing when I crashed as well.
Anyway, dressed like a mummy and still on my skates, I rolled up to a friends room and just started talking about the weather.
She had her back to me... didnt even notice for about 4 minutes.
I know I have some others, but cant think of them right now... either way, none are nearly as good as clavus'...