Wait, you haven't hit on the thing that'll REALLY blow plan9's circuits:
Last night I ate a triple cheeseburger... Heavy mayo, all the fixin's (well, no ketchup)... AND NO BUN!!! I ate that sucker with a fork. No fries, big glass of water, and a matched set of multivitamins.
And on the way home? PORK RINDS!
That's right! All the fat and protein I can eat, and low, controlled measures of carbs! It's Atkins all the way, baby!