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I work in a restaurant whose owner does not speak English as a first language. She makes the menus herself and doesn't get a native tongued edit. Hilarity ensues.

Some of my favorites:

Shrimp All Oil(instead of "al Ajillo")

Spice Ball of Chicken Breast(sort of a spicy chicken nugget)

Cramberry Juice(not a typo, misspelled this way many times)

I'll think of more and add.

My brother and his girlfriend went to a restaurant that had:
"Cumin Crusted Chicken"

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