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Old 04-27-2003, 03:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Restaurant Menu misprints.

I work in a restaurant whose owner does not speak English as a first language. She makes the menus herself and doesn't get a native tongued edit. Hilarity ensues.

Some of my favorites:

Shrimp All Oil(instead of "al Ajillo")

Spice Ball of Chicken Breast(sort of a spicy chicken nugget)

Cramberry Juice(not a typo, misspelled this way many times)

I'll think of more and add.

My brother and his girlfriend went to a restaurant that had:
"Cumin Crusted Chicken"
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Old 04-27-2003, 05:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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We have a Chinese restaurant around the corner that has "SIDA DISHES" of french fries, chicken wings, white rice, etc. Even after reprints of their menu, it still spelled wrong.
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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jeez.... go to ANY chinese restaurant in NYC and you'll see a ton of misprints...
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:37 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Not a misprint, but once I was in Chi-Chi's during lent. They had a table card with non-meat offerings, one of which was 'Jane's Tuna Taco'. Obviously they didn't appreciate the ramifications of that term. hehe.
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I bought a jar of laoganma chili sauce at a local chinese market (great stuff btw, gives stir fry a real kick.) There is a label glued over the original chinese one, and this is what it says:

Serving Size_________24g
Serving Per Container 10
Amount Per Serving______
Calories_____________3.0 Here's where it gets funny:

Total Fal____________0.0g
Salurated Fat________0.0g
Cholestetol__________0.0g
Sodium_____________0.0g
Total Carbonhydrat____0.2g
Dirtar Fiber___________0.0g
Protain______________0.5g
Vlimin
______________________________________
Minerad Poutssium(k)___41.9mg
magnsslum___________28.8mg
Fnosphorus___________30.3mg
*Percant Daliy Value are based on a 2,000 Calorie diet.
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Old 04-29-2003, 05:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That's fucking hysterical GM2.
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hahahaha! I love that kind of stuff.
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Not a misprint, but once I was in Chi-Chi's during lent. They had a table card with non-meat offerings, one of which was 'Jane's Tuna Taco'. Obviously they didn't appreciate the ramifications of that term. hehe.
go to www.engrish.com
they have tons of stuff like that
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:16 AM   #9 (permalink)
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go to www.engrish.com
they have tons of stuff like that

That is the funniest site I've seen in a long time. Hours of enjoyoment lie there. Can't believe I've never seen it before. Okay... it's my site. No, just kidding, it's actually my friend's site. Well not really. I don't really know who made that site, but it sure is cool.
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Old 05-22-2003, 10:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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this realy dosent apply but i was reading a banquet summary @ work and it read "free hors will be served" i nearly cired from laphing
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Old 05-23-2003, 06:55 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Thai restaraunts are just great for hilarious food names.

my personal favourite: "Prik King"
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Old 05-28-2003, 04:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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In Peru I went to a restaurant that served satiated avocados. I guess they picked a bad translation for "stuffed."
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