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Old 10-16-2003, 11:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
Journeyman
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Me and a friend of mine, whenever we're drinking soda or eating mexican food, or just have gas, we blow burps in eachother's faces as "biochemical warfare." It's really fun. I've figured out that coca-cola burps really mess him up for some reason, smell extra bad.

So this other friend, a mutual friend of ours, I become comfortable with him enough to start doing it to him. He never joined in and just kinda got a look on his face, but essentially tolerated it. Then one time I do it and he goes, "Dude, that's my only pet peeve with you and you're not respecting it." And I've been respecting it ever since. So it's good that you got him to understand that it IS serious and it IS a big deal.

But a fun thing to do might be to take in drinking vodka often, and when he busts out the zippo, you shoot a mouthful of the flammables in a direction that will at least cinge him. But that could be really bad.
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