Can't remember the last time I beat my chest, I always squint at whoever I'm playing against and flex my muscles and such until they realise I'm being an ass, and throw something at me.
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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
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