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The_Dude · 10-10-2003, 10:45 AM

"What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?"

A. They both will end up in a trailer park.

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What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?

Relative Humidity.

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How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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You know you're from Oklahoma if:

You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

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10-10-2003, 10:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	Oklahoma Sooner Jokes "What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?" A. They both will end up in a trailer park. ----------------------------------------------------- What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex? Relative Humidity. ----------------------------------------------------- How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room? A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie. ------------------------------------------------------ Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." ------------------------------------------------------- You know you're from Oklahoma if: You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor. -------------------------------------------------------- __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal Last edited by The_Dude; 10-10-2003 at 02:13 PM..