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The_Dude · 10-10-2003, 10:45 AM

"What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?"

A. They both will end up in a trailer park.

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What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?

Relative Humidity.

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How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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You know you're from Oklahoma if:

You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

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chewybaca96 · 10-10-2003, 02:21 PM

good ones

wisj2 · 10-11-2003, 03:37 PM

BEVO BURGERS TASTING REALLY GOOD TODAY!

GM2 · 10-11-2003, 08:17 PM

How do you keep Longhorns out of your back yard?

Put up goalposts.

Munku · 10-12-2003, 11:10 AM

Ouch GM2.

feartheraiders6 · 10-12-2003, 07:33 PM

wow.... the goalposts one was harsh

The_Dude · 10-12-2003, 10:08 PM

i guess i deserve all of this after UT got raped like that.

IckUber · 10-13-2003, 01:10 PM

Hey, um just wondering who won the fucking game EH? EH?

Yeah, I think we kicked this SHIT out of your LONGHORN ASS!

Oh yes. That’s right, I said OU WON!

More of a slaugter.

swfert · 10-14-2003, 04:13 AM

Good jokes but not as funny as they were last week.

10-10-2003, 10:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	Oklahoma Sooner Jokes "What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?" A. They both will end up in a trailer park. ----------------------------------------------------- What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex? Relative Humidity. ----------------------------------------------------- How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room? A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie. ------------------------------------------------------ Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids." ------------------------------------------------------- You know you're from Oklahoma if: You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor. -------------------------------------------------------- __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal Last edited by The_Dude; 10-10-2003 at 02:13 PM..

10-10-2003, 02:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	good ones __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

10-11-2003, 03:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
wisj2 Tilted Location: Oklahoma	BEVO BURGERS TASTING REALLY GOOD TODAY! __________________ Me and my 1985 Goldwing. 293,000 miles and counting! http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24...1200Asmall.jpg Last edited by wisj2; 10-11-2003 at 04:19 PM..

10-12-2003, 07:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
feartheraiders6 Upright Location: Lubbock TX	wow.... the goalposts one was harsh __________________ I never saw my shadow till I saw the light, but now I need more light to drown it out.

10-12-2003, 10:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	i guess i deserve all of this after UT got raped like that. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

10-11-2003, 08:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	How do you keep Longhorns out of your back yard? Put up goalposts.

10-12-2003, 11:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Ouch GM2.

10-13-2003, 01:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	Hey, um just wondering who won the fucking game EH? EH? Yeah, I think we kicked this SHIT out of your LONGHORN ASS! Oh yes. That’s right, I said OU WON! More of a slaugter. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles? Last edited by IckUber; 10-14-2003 at 09:17 AM..

10-14-2003, 04:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
swfert Insane	Good jokes but not as funny as they were last week. __________________ Love is blind Lust has eyes like an eagle Last edited by swfert; 10-14-2003 at 11:51 AM..