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What everybody doesn't understand is that the school purchased uranium powered WiFi access points. There is a chunk of highly refined hyper radioactive material in each of the devices. The consequences of this are truly horrifying. The only upside is that the school no longer has to spend money on lighting, all of the kids glow.
Or... exposure to the sun causes cancer. Sue the school for forcing kids to attend class in rooms with windows.
or... for pete's sake stop hyperventilating about irrevelavent issues and let the education flow.
or something.
grr.
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