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Maybe it's time to tie Lurkette's feet together or maybe tape them to the bed?
I mean, maybe it's time to tie his-or-her feet together and maybe tape them to the bed?
Good advice from Bones. What size is your bed? I used to bug Quadrette a lot (I'm a spooner) in our full-size bed. We just got a queen and it happens a lot less often. (although I'm sure I will eventually go back to old habits.)
The other idea I have is that maybe you can buy one of those full-length "body pillows" that will essentially create a soft barrier between the two of you.
My last idea involves tar and feathers, but maybe we should talk privately about it.
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