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wry1 · 10-08-2003, 10:19 PM

I hate to be the one who points this out, but this is just the stuff that you'd see in each gender's pockets.....

Women carry purses for a reason - time and space have no particular form inside a purse. Given a large enough handbag, a woman will be able to fit:
a modest-sized troupe of circus clowns
a compact (no, not the makeup/mirror thing, a VW Jetta)
chewing gum
Jimmy Hoffa's corpse (and the 55-gallon drum it's in)
makeup
keys
scraps of paper with useless notes on them
a hair brush
approximately $3,671.32 in random change
tissues - some with lipstick marks, some without
credit cards for every financial institution on the planet
a spare button
an espresso machine
more makeup

Go ahead, test it out sometime....but remember, it only works with women doing the putting-in and taking-out.

10-08-2003, 10:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	I hate to be the one who points this out, but this is just the stuff that you'd see in each gender's pockets..... Women carry purses for a reason - time and space have no particular form inside a purse. Given a large enough handbag, a woman will be able to fit: a modest-sized troupe of circus clowns a compact (no, not the makeup/mirror thing, a VW Jetta) chewing gum Jimmy Hoffa's corpse (and the 55-gallon drum it's in) makeup keys scraps of paper with useless notes on them a hair brush approximately $3,671.32 in random change tissues - some with lipstick marks, some without credit cards for every financial institution on the planet a spare button an espresso machine more makeup Go ahead, test it out sometime....but remember, it only works with women doing the putting-in and taking-out. Last edited by wry1; 10-08-2003 at 10:24 PM..